An Ode To Blogging
(sung to the tune of “Mercedes Benz” by Janis Joplin)
Oh Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?
Oh Shoemoney, won’t give my blog a big plug?
I post every day, but never get Dugg.
I like how you’re bald, but don’t wear a rug,
So oh Shoemoney, won’t you give my blog a big plug?
Oh AGLOCO, won’t you give up your little green scam?
Your members flood my inbox with lots of spam.
You know that I’m not your biggest fan,
Oh AGLOCO, won’t you give up your little green scam?
Bloggers!
Oh Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?
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Hilariously funny Kumiko and a very clever and dogged way to get back! Hope you can find your nirvana in making money online soon….
by Cool Insider
Funny. I wish I knew the tune.
by James
Haha! Hey Kumiko, you wanna jam sometime? We could start a band doing our own originals… and call it ummm bloganessence, or something.
Annie
by Annie
thats a cool one.. perhaps you can write online odes to make more money..
btw, did you check out http://www.moolah.com
by Anonymous
Bet you didn’t make American Idol
by Bob
LMAO… this is so cute and true. Good going my dear!
by Daryl W.T. Lau
That’s what you get when Google banned your AdSense. hehe. Kumiko, who cares if Shoemoney didn’t give you a plug? Everyone else does. Me too
by Chee Kui
LOL! The PR update is dragging on!
by matt608
Wow… Kumiko. I hope google read this. Get accepted back Kumiko into Adsense…
Kumiko, happy birthday to you. Sorry, too late to say Happy Birthday to you. Very late…
by Mr Nan
hi gal, I think you can resubmit you application for adsense acc after 3 months you get ban, I have get it back!
by LOUI$$
:)))))
this is so funny
keep up kumiko
i like your blog, it’s not just informative but it’s relaxing to read!
good job
kristi
by Anonymous
wow this was real sweet and nice.
I like the way they rhymes.
by lyndonmaxwell
haha, kumiko, nice tune!! Very clever of you!!
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by Jenny
Hi Kumiko. Just thought I’d be the first to tell you - it looks like Google has just started to sprinkle its magic fairy dust. Your site is showing PR5 on a few data centers.
by Tom
Google likes your ode! Check your pagerank
by Genkisan
Congratulations, PR 5. Well sung
by Tobsy
Wow congratulations on the PR, Kumiko! They must like your “Ode to Blogging”.
by Tay
I guessed your PR value correctly
by Chee Kui
Thank you to everyone for the kind comments. It’s not showing up on my Google Toolbar yet…but yes, it looks it’s a five!! Let the party begin!
by Kumiko
hahahahaa this is great!
by Terra Andersen